Yikes! So, apparently, in an effort to demonstrate how icky gay sex is, Glenn Beck drew parallels between incest and homosexuality in his book “The Real America.” This is pretty run-of-the-mill homo-hating, but Beck takes it a step further and basically admits that yeah, it’d be nice to fuck whoever you want, but if he doesn’t get to fuck his sister, then the gays have gotta reign ‘er in, too. Andy Cobb acts out the sexy sexiness, for your viewing pleasure.

The saddest part is the way he tries to make it sound hot, and fails at it, because he doesn’t understand normal human sexuality at all. It reminds me of Bill O’Reilly’s sad sex scenes in “Those Who Trespass.” It’s so sad to see grown men grappling with their sexualities in this clumsy way. It’s just so clear that they probably spent their horny adolescences slamming their teen study bibles shut on their erections, out of guilt.

via Pandagon.